while ringing people up at publix, i realize how many people buy beers. its like 2 out of every 3 people that come in.
is everyone an alchoholic in gainesville?
i started to think about if i drank one beer from everyone that came through my line. then i started to think about how much piss would come out of me. then i started thinking about if i would fill up the toilet right to the brim while pissing. the very last drop would make it in there and still not overflow.
gosh thats retarded that my brain works that way but still awesome. this is the part where im supposed to write that im brainless or something along those lines but im not going to.
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Its mad that supermarkets have vegetable aisles, dairy aisles, all neccecaties, but then have an alcohol aisle. Its like saying alcohol is a significant part of life, but we don't even need it.
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